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Kirk, the Jerk
I remember when I was back in middle school, there were three very real constants in my life: 1. The Price is Right will cure any illness. 2. I will eventually marry Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block. 3. Mike Seaver from Growing Pains was adorable and dreamy. Sadly, none of those things are true anymore. 1. Even though I’m from Cleveland, Drew Carey annoys me and I don’t like him hosting my Price is Right (I have done much better with Steve Harvey as host of Family Feud.) 2. Turns out the one thing I learned from VH1’s The Surreal Life was that Jordan…
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Sadie, Sadie, Married Lady
I’ll be honest, there’s a lot about being married that doesn’t feel any different Yet, at least. I don’t know how things are going to feel in a year, 10 years, 50 years but so far most everything is pretty much the same. Maybe it because my husband and I were living together before we got married. Maybe it’s because we’re not planning on doing the kids thing so this isn’t the first step in a series of monumental changes to our life. Maybe it’s because we’re both almost 40 and so we both either already feel like grownups or have already come to terms with the fact that…
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Wedding Vows
So, I’m getting married in a month. Like, literally. On this date in November of 2015, I will be getting married. Okay, so now we’re one day off cause I fell asleep writing this. Lots of things are tough about wedding planning. Just like lots of things about it are totally easy and totally fucking awesome. Some examples… Things that are tough: *Getting save-the-dates and invitations out on time *Finding a good bridesmaid dress if you’re confident enough in yourself that you actually want your chicks to look as awesome as they are. *Finding the time to do everything *Not going crazy when the post office is…
