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Kirk, the Jerk

I remember when I was back in middle school, there were three very real constants in my life: 1. The Price is Right will cure any illness. 2. I will eventually marry Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block. 3. Mike Seaver from Growing Pains was adorable and dreamy. Sadly, none of those things...

Wedding Vows

So, I’m getting married in a month. Like, literally. On this date in November of 2015, I will be getting married. Okay, so now we’re one day off cause I fell asleep writing this. Lots of things are tough about wedding planning. Just like lots of things about it are totally easy and totally fucking...