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Pride of Doing

I’ve always been a dreamer. And for all of my life that I can remember, I have dreamt of being a “published author.” When I was little, I just new I wanted to tell stories and write but by the time I was in the third grade, the words published author were my two favorites....

Gun Control

I really felt that this topic deserved a second blog just given our state of affairs right now. I’d like to focus on one core “answer” to the problem of school shootings in The United States: that we arm our teachers. Now, there’s the obvious first question — where is the money for these guns...

Ahhhhhhhh!

I literally have no clue what to write for a query letter. I’m staring at this goddamn screen and literally nothing is coming into my head. I’m seriously the most bored that I’ve ever been in my life. And I hate Starbucks. Seriously. I don’t want to drink your coffee and your frappuchinos look like...

Questions

I have so many questions for Drake Bell right now. First off, who the hell do you think you are? No, seriously, give a girl a hand. Who the fuck are you again? Why is it that I should know your name? Why is that I should give a crap about anything you think? Are...

Our Human Legacy

I read a post on Facebook today, which yes, was my first mistake. It was about the President and was just some dumb photoshopped sign that wasn’t funny at all. And when I say that it wasn’t funny at all, I don’t mean that I didn’t find it funny because I didn’t agree with the...

Vaginas Unite!

Is this really how things are going to be?  Rebel Wilson is apparently 35 and not 29 and the world has gone fucking ape shit over it. Meanwhile, Maggie Gyllenhaal was told that she’s apparently too old to be cast as the love interest of a 55 year old man.  Are you fucking kidding me?...

Kendall Jenner Suction Duck Lips

Have you ever stopped what you were doing and looked around, wondering “what the fucking fuck are we doing here?” Sorry, more explanation is probably best. We’re used to a certain level of stupid on planet Earth. A lot of it doesn’t even phase us too much anymore. We just ignore it. Like the popularity...

Buddy, The Elf

We just moved from Los Angeles to Portland. Basically. Los Angeles is really Venice. Portland is really Hillsboro. Portland, as in Oregon not Maine. And “we” is my fiancé and I, along with my mom.   The move itself was pretty decent although the professionals hired to pack up my mom’s stuff clearly have never...