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Why is it that we count our years of age, anyway? I mean we know our birthdate. D’uh. We have a birth certificate and crap. And we can celebrate on the anniversary of that date every year, if we like — there’s no sense not having a party with cake and ice cream. But why...

Wedding Vows

So, I’m getting married in a month. Like, literally. On this date in November of 2015, I will be getting married. Okay, so now we’re one day off cause I fell asleep writing this. Lots of things are tough about wedding planning. Just like lots of things about it are totally easy and totally fucking...

I am the Puppet Master

So, I’ve discovered that the quickest and easiest way for me to feel like a living, breathing god is for me to solve my own Internet problems. I was working at a pretty good clip, late Sunday night. I had my website projected up on the living room wall, designing away — trying to make...