Donald Trump

Grandma Bernice: The New Propaganda Machine

In this age of the Internet and social media, propaganda is not just the work and ammunition of governments and political parties anymore. Any run of the mill human being can now join in on the fun of spreading lies and misinformation just like their favorite underhanded politicians. In just one afternoon on Facebook, you...

For the Record…

Enough asking questions. Enough using logic. Enough putting together clear, thought-out arguments. I have one thing to say to Donald Trump and the Trump Administration. It’s a message from a lot of us but if you’re reading this, go ahead and put my name on your list to take the blame for it… We know...

Mouthpiece of Terror

Dear Press Secretary and all-around Mouthpiece of Terror Sean Spicer, I hope you know what you’re doing. Seriously. I’m not joking or trying to tease you. I hope you didn’t take this job lightly. I hope you didn’t think that taking this job was going to bring you and your family, for generations, anything other...

Our New Normal

Everyday when we wake up in Trump’s America, there’s something new and horrifying to behold. It’s overwhelming. I’m sure it’s meant to be. Scientists are on lock-down. The EPA isn’t allowed to speak. The Wall is beginning. The Affordable Care Act is being repealed without an alternative. Medicare and Medicaid are under attack. A group...

Eulogy

The United States of America is officially dying. As 2016 comes to a close, our country struggles to take its lasts breaths. We say goodbye to a beloved President and First Family, the first African-American First Family and are forced to shake hands with the person who questioned our leader’s birth certificate for 8 years....

Hypocrisy — The Blue State Comedy Tour

This not something that should need an entire blog post to address but it seems that there is a rather large portion of the American people that need a lesson in what does and does not make a person a hypocrite. And in an effort to reach out to those particular people, I felt like...

Grabbed by the Pussy, Again

As a woman, I have been grabbed in the pussy by an astonishing number of men and as every woman out there knows, it happens way too early to most of us. The first time I was literally (and I am using the word literally, literally) grabbed in the pussy by a “man” was when...

IDGAF

Hey, Everybody! Welcome to my new blog…I Don’t Give a Fuck. It’s a blog where I tell you things…that I don’t give a fuck about. Come, let’s take a journey together. I don’t give a fuck…if people who spent the last 8 YEARS talking about Obama’s birth certificate are saying I’m acting like a child...

Dr. StrangeRug or How I Learned I Could Be Trump’s Speechwriter

I thought we could all use a laugh right about now, so here is my take on Donald Trump’s upcoming speech at the Republican National Convention.  This blog post is in honor of the most excellent decision that Sherwin Williams made to not remove the LeBron James/Cleveland Cavaliers Championship banner from their global headquarters for...