Kendall Jenner Suction Duck Lips

Have you ever stopped what you were doing and looked around, wondering “what the fucking fuck are we doing here?” Sorry, more explanation is probably best. We’re used to a certain level of stupid on planet Earth. A lot of it doesn’t even phase us too much anymore. We just ignore it. Like the popularity...

Buddy, The Elf

We just moved from Los Angeles to Portland. Basically. Los Angeles is really Venice. Portland is really Hillsboro. Portland, as in Oregon not Maine. And “we” is my fiancé and I, along with my mom.   The move itself was pretty decent although the professionals hired to pack up my mom’s stuff clearly have never...